Wednesday, 29 March 2017

Who else could make Ready Salted Chipsticks?

As my last post confirmed Walkers are not intending to bring back Ready Salted Chipsticks, much to the sadness of many of the starving fans out there.

However a kindly stranger did give me an idea. Will anyone else produce them? I will admit that my main aim thus far has been to badger Walkers into relenting and bringing this excellent product back. I mean it made perfect sense. They already run the machinery for the other flavour that shall not be named, and it’s pretty simple for them to re-launch considering they still own the recipe and rights. Sadly they have repeatedly shown that the do not agree with me.

And therefore my mind was (figuratively) blown yesterday, when a devoted (I’m sure) reader left a comment that it may be worthwhile to contact some other companies and see if it would be worth their while to start producing a similar product. Obviously due to property rights it could never be exactly the same. Still would it not be better to have something that mimics the truth? I say give it a try. The worst that could happen is that they’re not as good; the best that they are better. Perhaps it would even mean that some healthy competition would finally knock some sense into Walkers.

So to this end I have begun to contact other producers in the UK. At the moment by biggest hope is KP Snacks. It fits their brand style and they are a well-established and steady company, with many other wholly enjoyable products. I’m also going to contact Fairfields, Tyrells, Kettle Chips, Roysters and anyone else I can find.


I encourage you to contact each of them as well. I think we should continue with the ongoing monologue with Walkers, as there’s no point in cutting that avenue off, but let’s see if anyone else will earn our trust and love, by being the producer we need!

Wednesday, 8 March 2017

Ready Salted Chipsticks are coming back in June 2017

I don’t know if the above statement is true. Believe me I wish I did!

Yesterday I saw this posted on one if the many forums I am part of to try and raise awareness of the need to bring back Ready Salted Chipsticks. Since then I have scoured the Internet, twitter, the rest of Facebook, and finally asked Walkers’ to confirm this rumour. It’s been 24 hours and I have not been able to verify if this is “fake news” (rather coincidental that it was the subject of my last post…). As ever Walkers’ are being rather taciturn on the subject.

This has put me through a roller coaster of thoughts and feelings, from elation, to cynicism and beyond… to hope. The hope that is it true and my next post can be my last (unless there is a public outcry for my ever so polished writing style of course), and that post can share the joyous news that our mission has been completed. The hope that in a mere three months I could be munching once more on the corny goodness that are Ready Salted Chipsticks.

However this has also brought fear. Fear that it isn’t true and that some mean and soulless individual has thought that it would be amusing to toy with the emotions of others. Fear of what the repercussions of this cruel trick might be, which could quite possibly end up with me banned from Facebook to end my torrent of abuse to this cruel-hearted individual.

Needless to say, once I have confirmation either way I will let you know dear friends. Until then we can all live in hope and fear.

An update to confirm that sadly this was a "fake news" story. The battle continues...

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https://www.change.org/p/walkers-crisps-bring-back-ready-salted-chipsticks-d2da14d3-7ad0-47ea-9d1a-2411195ea5e4